Gobstopper

As an annoying woman (or man) is having a go at you or just on a pointless rant that you don't give a shit about, you grab their head and slam your cock down their throat effectively stopping their gob (mouth)

Bitch "Women don't get any respect for the things they do, they work twice as hard and don't get any credit"
*Man gives bitch a gobstopper*
"that shut her up"

by Locky April 30, 2007

gobstopper

as a guy gets ready to blow, a girl caps the pee-hole with her thumb and it spurts out as when opening a champaign bottle. Note: Careful not to cap too hard for fear of rupturing vas-deferens

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

Good gobstoppers

Cooler way to say "good job"

Courtney: HAHAHAHAHam
wow
i wrote ham.
go me.

Ryan: Good gobstoppers.

by G I Jew392 November 9, 2010

globstopper

globstopper is a word in weston’s (sinjin drowning) vocabulary. this can be used as a insult to anyone, specifically people on roblox.

“you’re such a globstopper!”

by Evehope December 17, 2022

Gobstopper

Verb: During male orgasm, a thumb is placed over the meatus; thus stopping the ejaculate from leaving the urethra.
Noun: The act of giving a gobstopper.

Man, I was getting a great hand-job last night, and as I was cumming she gave me a gobstopper. My balls still hurt.

by StrataShoes May 14, 2017

Ghana Gobstopper

A black cock so big you can't help but choke on it.

Shaquesha: How's his dick game? Watermelonisha: I was chokin' on that Ghana Gobstopper all night long.

by Berry McCockinnner May 13, 2018

Gobstopper

With two hands, spread your tramp's anus open, then spit a big-ass loogie down the asshole then close it back up. You can give her a smack on the ass when you're done, if you want.

"I gave that random ock a gobstopper last night."

by Long Island August 13, 2004