Gobblegasm

When you stick your dick in a turkeys ass, then cut its head off, then it all flops around all crazy making you cum.

Hey cleatus i just fucked this turkey in the cornhole and had me a killer gobblegasm. huuyukkkk

by TurkeyGobbler January 8, 2009

gobblecock

giving head to your boyfriend after thanksgiving dinner and making a sound like a turkey when coming up for air.

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by xfixi8 January 26, 2010

Gobblecock

(Noun) virtually sucking the cock of a person (like a celebrity) despite being treated badly or lied to just to be part of an "in crowd".

His rallies were filled with gobblecocks showering him with blind allegiance and praise.

by Terisaw March 11, 2017

Gobblygook

Most usually referring to some inane math equation (or a section of one) on the board, but can be used in other situations in which someone understands something but doesn't feel like going through the process of saying it out-loud.

"So you need to insert the exponent gobblygook into that other bogus over there..."

by Andy Nelsons February 25, 2012

gobblegum

When you get a blowjob from a person with no teeth

Man 1: Dude, your nan looks hot for someone her age, you think I could get her to gobblegum me?
Man 2: DUDE!!! That's fucking gross!
Man 1: ...So is that a yes or a no then?

by ChaosFan420 January 15, 2016

gobbledigooch

The act of sending a word file with spam characters instead of actual work.

Instead of sending me her work, Hana sent some gobbledigooch instead

by Geoff the one and only April 11, 2018

Gobbledygoogle

The nonsense results on page 3 of your Google search.

I google-searched a term for my paper and all I got was gobbledygoogle.

by Pocketdictionary August 7, 2020