gotard

one whose going is slowed

Patrick Smyth has been a gotard since his illness

by Danny Schimdt April 18, 2003

gotard

v: To be gotarded.
n: One who is a gotard. An extremely retarded moron that tries to be smart

-Look what you did to my monkey, you gotard!

-What are you, some kind of gotard?

-Rush Limbaugh

by Strongbad February 9, 2003

gotard

One who is moronic in movement.

Damn jimmy is a gotard, he just stumbles all over the place

by assheads August 23, 2003

Gootard

The word used to say 'gutted' to a fucktard.
Works best as a solo word.

'I just completely pwned myself running upstairs.'
'Gootard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Gratardis

"Grah-Tahrd-eS"V-N
Forever and irreparably mentally inept in any sense or fashion comprehensible on so many level the witness will suffer from tsunamic diarrhea and profuse vomiting, seizure and possibly cardiac arrest.

1. "This place is infested with gratardis."

2. "It's unfortunate that she was or is gratardis, or showing symptoms."

3. "Is gratardis contagious or considered an STD? What are some things I should know before venturing out?"

by PhDu May 15, 2011

GoTarded

GoTarded was created by Jay Campbell - GoTarded- a word to describe something that is retarded but has a splash of go mei in it.

Example:
Jon- that dog keeps eating my shoe
ASI - but the dog is so Kawaii and cute
Jon - yeah that dog is GoTarded as fuck

by GoMei May 6, 2021

goytard

A person who is a Goyim(non-jewish), who is also retarded/holds an invalid viewpoint. Term used by Jewish people.

"Oy vey! Did you see that talk show last night?"

"Yea, the guy who runs it is a real Goytard."

by ShitOnMyNuts June 5, 2023