goat

Any of a series of hulking, pointy toothed marsupials known for their loyalty, alterness, and skills with garden tools.

Goat boats? I saw some in isle 12, why?

by frosto December 12, 2002

goat

a moron. An idiot. one who screws up.
usually a person that made a grave mistake

Oh man...he just missed the winning shot...what a fucking goat!

by christopher May 20, 2004

goat

overused term used by people who have never won a fantasy football championship but still swear they are the G.O.A.T (Greatest Of All Time)

I am the GOAT of fantasy football because I have had byes in 3 consecutive years, but I never won the chip

by Fam! March 7, 2016

goat

to shit yourself while you are waiting in line for the bathroom

"Mike didn't make it, he goated himself and had to walk home with poop pants."

by MonicaAlb March 12, 2010

goat

a nickname for an ugly chick!

dude, please dont feed the animals!
-or-
please keep the animals off the grass.
-or-
dude, u fucked a goat!

by EiffelTower January 13, 2008

goat

To show your balls to another, by tucking them under your ass.

Often used in a childish game to show another your balls without them knowing. Depending on technique you will be able to kick them in the ass multiple times.

"Dude,I totally goated that fucker!"

by krookedcrow September 7, 2008

goat

Acronym for "Greatest of all time".

Stephen Curry is the goat. Greatest of all time. Not even a debate

by Draymond Breen June 5, 2018