jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003

Gherkin suicide times

Times of great financial depression, such that buissness men are commiting suicide off of the Gherkin (a large penis shaped building within the greater metropoliten area.)

Dude 1: man, my neighbour lost his job, i lost my job, my best friend lost his job...

Dude 2: tsk. yeah, thease are Gherkin Suicide Times.

by cheeseflambe July 14, 2009

jerkin your gerkin

masturbating, wasting time.

"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"

by andyrizz August 21, 2008

gherkin

slang for a small penis, similar to the size and shape of gherkin sweet pickles

Man, did you see how small that dude's cock was? it was a total gherkin

by Banjo September 19, 2004

glerk

1. A person who likes to waste other people's time by spending hours talking about things that only interest themself.

2. A person that thinks listening to other people's opinions might give them a rash.

3. A person who loves sweater-vests.

That glerk won't stop squawking about this random BS, but his sweatervest is sure nice.

by Florky Dorf March 1, 2007

Gerkin

Used as a another name for penis to rhyme with jerking.

Stop Jerking Your Gerkin.

-or-

He's busy jerking his gerkin.

by Lazer November 27, 2001

jerk the gerk

see jack off masterbate

at camp we had 12 guys and one porn mag, so many people jerked their gerks to that one mag!!!

by scenster September 25, 2004