glugging

The sound of liquid pouring out of a spout

The bottle of vodka was glugging as it poured into my shot glass.

by MannyS May 30, 2016

Glug Plug

A plug for alcoholic beverages, usually for an underage individual

"Hey dude do you have any alc? I don't wanna show up to this party empty-handed"

"Lemme call up my glug plug he'll get us some bottles."

by bruhreallysnapped February 9, 2019

Glumagen

Multiple uses - used to replace almost any word

Glen has no hope. Glen is such a glumagen

I stubbed my toe, I’m such a glumagen

Covid is so glumagen

by Horsefooter_33 September 1, 2020

glug glug

When you suck someone's cock, it makes the sound glug glug.

*Person 1* Suck my dick.
*Person 2* Ok *glug glug*
*Person 1* WTF

by anonymous March 24, 2023

glutard

One who does not possess the enzymes necessary to digest gluten, a main ingredient in wheat products. One who is "glutarded" must only eat gluten-free foods, such as water, tofu, and air.

"Hey, do you want some pasta for dinner?"
"No, sorry, I'm a glutard."
"...what does that mean?"
"It means... I'm glutarded."
"Oh. Okay."

by beardy51188 September 17, 2008

Glug Glug

To drink. An onomatopoeic word of the sound when somone swallows a drink.

Hey do you want to glug glug?

by ssftable September 29, 2003

glutard

One who often and aggressively expresses their opinion about gluten but knows almost nothing about it.

A Glutard will not know:
- What gluten actually is.
- That gluten free food is more processed than their gluten counterparts because the wheat gluten must be extracted.
- What current science says about real gluten intolerance (Celiac disease).
- How gluten intolerance occurs (such as believing that you can breath gluten in like asbestos or absorb gluten through the skin and hair)

A Glutard will speak absolute lies, such as:
- gluten is a"chemical additive" put there by "the food industry."
- gluten free food is more "natural."
- gluten causes cancer.
- gluten causes illness X or making us all sick/dumb/obedient, etc.
- Will mix/match/interchange gluten with various substances which aren't gluten (such as Monosodium glutamate, known as MSG)

A Glutard's opinion of the negative effects of gluten also extend beyond diet alone. Their "knowledge" of gluten is made up of complete lies and/or marketing information from labelled gluten free food products.

True example:

Person 1: "So, what are the advantages of gluten free soap? I thought gluten only affected your diet?"

Glutard: "It's been proven that soap releases gluten fibers which you can breath in and make you sick. This is why you sometimes feel out of breath after a shower."

The guy at the health food counter at whole foods is a glutard, he told me that eating gluten causes brain abnormalities in laboratory rats.

by SearchFHG November 13, 2014