gloryhole child

When somebody so fucked in the head probably due to them being conceived in a gloryhole

Damn did you hear what bro did on the weekend?
Mate: yeah he’s definitely a gloryhole child because nobody’s that fucked

gloryhole child by KCXNT August 18, 2024

Reverse Gloryhole 

It's like a gloryhole, but instead of men being behind a wall with their penis protruding through the wall, women have their lower halves exposed through the wall and men (or women) have sex with them.

The reverse gloryhole is an Eastern European thing

Reverse Gloryhole by Naughty Dana May 17, 2016

Glizzy in the Gloryhole 

A more modern term for "canary in a coal mine".

Anthony: "Hey Mike, do you think I should raw-dog this glory hole in the bathroom?"
Mike: "Nah man, use a glizzy first from this Oscar Meyer pack to make sure its not some Eldritch Horror beyond the hole. Gotta use the good ol' Glizzy in the Gloryhole method, it never fails."

Glizzy in the Gloryhole by donkeykongvaporwave October 31, 2023

Schrödinger's Gloryhole 

When you're at a glory hole and you're not sure if the person that's sucking your dick is man or women so its both gay and not gay

" Is that a man or women sucking my dick" (its Schrödinger's Gloryhole)

Schrödinger's Gloryhole by Arty_boi October 16, 2021

international gloryhole 

noun: A gloryhole-type scene where a guy receives a blowjob through a wall or fence that separates two countries.

I love me some Tijuana whores but the drug cartels & violence keep me from visiting the city. Luckily for me the ladies are always down to do an international gloryhole!

international gloryhole by h4i2g0h September 15, 2012

teletubby gloryhole 

A hole in a teletubby suit which

allows a kinky outsider to ram it in

"I was having such a good time with that teletubby gloryhole last week i almost got an abraision"

"That teletubby gloryhole gave me a good helping of tubby custurd"

teletubby gloryhole by TheRealTubby October 9, 2017

Tesla Gloryhole 

The act of Tesla drivers having sexual intercourse with their charging ports whilst grouped together at a Tesla Supercharging Station.

"Hey fellow Tesla driver, you down for a Tesla Gloryhole with the rest of us while our Tesla's charge?"

Tesla Gloryhole by FUAustin2116 January 26, 2020