gluckman

A spectacular, individual, with a fierce nature who loves kitties and burning buildings.

Oh!..I know a Gluckman.

by moy November 4, 2014

glockoma

Mental disorder that has a 50% chance of occurring when having the possession a Glock firearm of any model causing powerful urges to point it at your head and pulling the trigger

"Ohh yeaa u heard tommy got diagnosed with glockoma? We gotta keep an eye out for that poor guy."

by vistaine October 9, 2022

Glocksmackled

A blowjob technique where the female is so shocked at the size, she struggles to perform said blowjob

Man: Well? are you going to do it?

Woman: I'm so sorry, I'm just..Glocksmackled..

by not dobby (totally) December 4, 2022

glockoma

When you shoot someone with a glock and they fall into a coma..

I shot him with a glock and put him in a coma now what does he have... glockoma

by sebastian garcia March 10, 2008

Glocktard

Someone who needs to be shot multiple times with a glock due to their stupidity.

The outcasts are glocktards lets go blast those fools!

by Lavender Owl September 25, 2013

Glockatized

Death by Glock semi-automatic pistol involving the firing of at least 6 rounds (bullets).

"My MP-5 was empty, so I had to pulled out the G-18 and Glockatized 'em"

by Verbal Kent The Sentinel December 6, 2011

glockoma

The condition resulting from a gunshot wound to the head. Yep your dead!

'...As I state earlier officer, the fool kept steppin, so as a precautionary measure,I lined up with his brow piece and the result was one stiff fuck stick lying in a glockoma."

by Inducedglockoma March 13, 2009