shit globber

when you take a shit and it comes to life due to radioactive waste in your bum bum

last night kenny was killed by his own shit globber

by Nick Varas November 24, 2004

glovered

When you drink so much alcohol that your tongue is hanging out the side of your mouth and you think you’re sober

“I drank so much last night I was absolutely glovered”

by Naho February 11, 2018

globber

Disgusting, viscous fluid such as the saliva that collects around an active mastiff's mouth, semen, snot, or other similar substances. Can also be used as a verb meaning to produce globber or to deposit globber.

Fido's mouth is covered in globber. Fido globbers too much. Don't globber on me, Fido.

by ISE May 15, 2008

globberonner

Globberonner - someone who adds themselves to meetings/events without invite and little reason/purpose for their attendance.

Why are there no seats in here? We only expected 20 people - but we had all these globberonner's add on at the last min.

by Sir Tom Laymen October 2, 2017

Nob globbed

The act of receiving a blowjob from someone who is sick so her/his flem makes some extremely gross noises in the process of the blowjob

Man my girlfriend was sick when she gave a blowjob i totally got nob globbed

by DankNigz January 15, 2017

Clopper Globber

The action in which two or more people of the same or opposite sex collect the bodily fluid remnants after engaging in intercourse. Then they proceed to freeze said bodily fluids into a popsicle, so they can then share the popsicle equally amongst eachother Whilst watching "Spiderman: Into The Multiverse".

Person 1: "Me and the boys are about to hit up a Clopper Globber tonight, you in?"
Person 2: "Nah, not tonight I already have arrangements for a rainbowkiss with my cousin. Maybe I'll attend the function next time."

by August0405 November 21, 2020

No Glizzy Globber

When something isn't cap

Jun: Bro. you suck at this game.
Nathan: No Glizzy Globber I am bad

by Junathan November 11, 2021