When you're in the shower, and there is soapy water running down betwixt your butt cheeks and you let out a burbling, bubbling foamy fart wind, you have experienced a Fart Gargle. The fart gargle is best experienced in close quarters, specifically in older, smaller shower surrounds. Ceramic tiles and stone are an ideal acoustical surface to properly reverberate the fart gargle.
My girlfriend walked in on me in the shower right when I was in the middle of some serious fart gargling. She immediately turned around and left, as I was left alone to bathe in the stench and echo of a truly magnificent fart gargle.
by thefartwhisperer March 19, 2010
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A potent drink invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox. The effects have been likened to having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
There are many voluntary organizations which will help to rehabilitate you after you've had one.
The Guide has instructions for mixing a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster yourself:
1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.
6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
7. Sprinkle Zamphuor.
8. Add an olive.
9. Drink ... but ... very carefully ...
There are many voluntary organizations which will help to rehabilitate you after you've had one.
The Guide has instructions for mixing a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster yourself:
1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.
6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
7. Sprinkle Zamphuor.
8. Add an olive.
9. Drink ... but ... very carefully ...
Trillian "I Think You've Had One Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster Too Many"
Zaphod "I'm Not Sure Thats Physically Possible"
Zaphod "I'm Not Sure Thats Physically Possible"
by Lil' Bondy January 31, 2005
Get the Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster mug.Just as it sounds. Extra points when it runs down the sides of your mouth while you smile and say "ahhhhh".
I took him long and deep until he came in my mouth. I kept it there, met his eyes with mine, cum gargled and he actually came again.
by Kate Charlton December 12, 2007
Get the cum gargle mug.Verb. When an individual in the act of giving head sneezes resulting in a snarfing noise and possible chomping of the penis.
"Last night she was giving me head when she garglesnarfed me!"
-"Dude I would hate to have my penis snarfed."
-"Dude I would hate to have my penis snarfed."
by garglesnarf October 15, 2009
Get the Garglesnarf mug.Almost the opposite of a rusty trombone, in which, while fellating a male, you insert your fingers into their anus.
by Michael Jeffrey December 18, 2008
Get the Stink Finger Gargler mug.A very versatile word. Often used as a way to describe a complete mess of things, similar to cluster fuck. Could be used to describe something unpleasant or confusing.
Derived from Strong Bad email #173 "the paper."
Derived from Strong Bad email #173 "the paper."
That test was such a garglemesh. Suppose that's what I get for never going to class!
Can you believe her performance? What a garglemesh!
Shorry 'bout the baffroom. I kinda left a glarglepshh in there.
Can you believe her performance? What a garglemesh!
Shorry 'bout the baffroom. I kinda left a glarglepshh in there.
by razzbarry December 17, 2008
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