Forrest Gumped

The term Forrest Gumped refers to a specific level of intoxication or being Fucked Up, usually from a mixture of alcohol and tree. One would most likely have to go to extreme lengths to achieve this form of fuckedupness, but...nothings impossible.

Josh: "yo you see foster last night

Handle: "yea he was totally Forrest Gumped

Josh: "haha yea"

by SmokeTree November 15, 2010

gumped

to horribly mess up a situation through blatant idiocy

HAHAHA, you gumped the hell out that man.

by The Dirty Hebrew July 5, 2003

Gumped

Adjective: to outrun, or continuously run farther, faster or longer than anybody else.

(In refrence to Forest Gump)

"Antonio gumped right by Abelina this morning during morning jog even after giving her a 1/4 mile head start."

by AB43AZ April 24, 2017

Gumped

When you get stoned as balls and before you know it, a loud mouthed inbred has penetrated your butt

Sean woke up covered in pancake mix, ky jelly, and fart juice. He got gumped by Brian hard as fuck last night

by Gossip Gary October 10, 2021

gumped

Same as smacked/sloshed/hammered - Under the influence or alcohol or drugs

I was soooo gumped last night

by Sweetbabyren March 7, 2022

Gumped

Essentially being friendzoned, based off Forrest Gump’s relationship with Jenny.

Friend 1: Hey man what’s up with John?
Friend 2: He got Gumped real hard dude.

by Cornholio3 May 13, 2022

Glumped

Extensively baked.

(In extreme cases - Giga-glumped).

"You alright?"

"Yeah man I'm just glumped"

by MC Bunion April 7, 2024