Gooning

chronic use of long articulated words for no apperent reason.

goon - i fucking hate her with the white hot intensity of 1000 suns.
normal person - you're gooning again.

by angel face ;) April 11, 2010

gwoning

(goin on)

whats gwoning homie

by dizzyd October 26, 2003

Groning

A Groning is a guy who has a huge cock and fucks tons of girls

A Groning is a God

by Groning October 1, 2019

OMEGA-GOONING!!!

Omega Gooning is when an individual reaches climax and screams "IM ABOUTA B....B.....B.B.B.B BBBBOOOIIIIDDDDD!!!!!" Typically when omega gooning an individual will be gooning normally until he views a specific piece of pornography and omega goons.

"IM ABOUTA TO OMEGA-GOONING!!! OMYGOD AGHGHGHGHGHG AHHHHHHH!!!!! *Splat* EEWWWWWW I JUST OMEGA GOONED ALL OVER MY DORITOES!!!!!!!!!! IMABOUTAHOPONDANBOID!!!!!!!!!! wait........... im about to...... imabouta....... BOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SPLAT GOOK SPLURP* OMYGOD I JUST BOIDED ALL OVER MUH CAT AGHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!

by GayMaker July 22, 2023

Gooning

To drive around for no reason at all, mostly because you are bored, or because you just want to listen to music(because everybody knows music is better in a vehicle). There is no specific location to go, so you waste your gas driving around town.

Mom: "Where are you going?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Oh okay."

Driving around the same part of town.
Man: "I've seen that car drive by 7 times already."
Woman: "Man, they're gooning!"

Back from driving for an hour.
Mom: "Where did you go?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Where?"
Travis: "...Gooning..."

by Whynotski March 29, 2010

gooning

The act of working out at the gym to try and get buff.

Mike: "Yo you going to the gym today?"
Stuart: "Yeah bro, we be gooning hardcore today."

by Carlos Malone July 26, 2011

gooning

Gooning is a state into which one gets when one is highly aroused. Gooning typically describes male behaviour rather than female. The term gooning and to goon is typically done by fags or subs or those typically seen as having a more submissive approach to their sexuality. Gooning is very often associated with the faglife style or sub lifestyle. Articles like "What is gooning" on websites like FagLife.com make a great attempt to fully describe what gooning is and how it should be done.

that boi is gooning so hard for those tits and that cock

by ChillyBob March 23, 2023