cum gargle

Just as it sounds. Extra points when it runs down the sides of your mouth while you smile and say "ahhhhh".

I took him long and deep until he came in my mouth. I kept it there, met his eyes with mine, cum gargled and he actually came again.

by Kate Charlton December 12, 2007

Garglesnarf

Verb. When an individual in the act of giving head sneezes resulting in a snarfing noise and possible chomping of the penis.

"Last night she was giving me head when she garglesnarfed me!"
-"Dude I would hate to have my penis snarfed."

by garglesnarf October 15, 2009

Stink Finger Gargler

Almost the opposite of a rusty trombone, in which, while fellating a male, you insert your fingers into their anus.

Spenny's favorite wrestling move is the Stink Finger Gargler

by Michael Jeffrey December 18, 2008

garglemesh

A very versatile word. Often used as a way to describe a complete mess of things, similar to cluster fuck. Could be used to describe something unpleasant or confusing.

Derived from Strong Bad email #173 "the paper."

That test was such a garglemesh. Suppose that's what I get for never going to class!

Can you believe her performance? What a garglemesh!

Shorry 'bout the baffroom. I kinda left a glarglepshh in there.

by razzbarry December 17, 2008

Gargle the Kids

Swallowing cum.

How was she? Did she gargle the kids or toss the salad?

by buckyz December 24, 2009

Assgas gargledier

Someone who performs analingus almost violently , Nose and face ruding in the deepest recesses of ass crack in hopes of eliciting explosive gas passlege . Similar to nosenoggler but with more muscle.

Careful who’s face you sit on there is an assgas gargledier on the loose

by Davedale August 5, 2019

garble warble farble

any generic verb that is garbled at a distance, as used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"They've garble warble farble!" shouted Slartibartfast in his thin tremulous voice.

by three newtons February 16, 2004