GARF

Psychotherapy acronym for "Global Assessment of Relational Functioning". This is a score that is given during assessment of an individual in a psychotherapeutic setting that signifies a person's ability to relate to others around them.

"Based on your GARF score, you would do best to avoid social situations altogether."

by sebes May 13, 2013

GARF

FUNNY MAN WHO SPEAK LITTLE WORD, IS ALSO A PSYCHOLOGIST WHO SOLVES PROBLEMS WITH GUN, LIKES COOKIES

OH WOW HES A TOTAL GARF

by GARFISFUCKINGCOOL March 28, 2019

Garf

A guy who works with clams.

A fish market is not complete without a "Garf".

by desantism July 25, 2004

Garf

a verb: to garf- when you have a REALLY bad episode of "catting" (aka calling, texting, esp when they dont respond)
derived from garfield- a whiny cat that wont leave you alone once you pay attention to it

"I'm garfing real bad right now"
"I just garfed."
"Garftacular"

by Gator Nation January 18, 2009

Garf

a jerk, mean person, non-listener, downer, person who abandons, boat rider, gambler,weak individual, casino lover, has no abs

He's such a Garf!

by Laquiesha1120 March 2, 2011

Garfing

It is when you bake a cake for you hamster prostitute while ejaculating inside of your birthmother

O wow look at Alexander garfing in the tree.

by Jesus Molester June 5, 2019

Garf

A word when are exited, in shock, or happy.

Omg garf ;D i can believe this is happening! garrrrrf

by ilikeyourpants May 22, 2011