j.d.gaffel

To steal something from another person, right in front of their face.

"Man, he had that bag of oxycontins on the table and when I walk out I think I should j.d.gaffel them."

by mike ho. January 11, 2009

gaffle

To get arrested by the police.

I got gaffled when the cops found the weed.

by Alchemy J May 21, 2004

gafflesnatch

verb, to take or "yoink" without permission

I gafflesnatched that chicks panties when she passed out on the coffetable

or

Hey, Gafflesnatch a 5 spot out of the collection tray for me, I'm out of pot.

by SoCalJack August 21, 2006

gaffle

to detained, tie up, usually with ill intentions

"I'm like baffled, they got me gaffled, with the duct tape
So I remain raw, in come this chainsaw" -- ICe Cube

by Sloan January 25, 2003

gaffle

To steal, from an unexpecting person, in public or private with the cruel intentions of it being a joke or prank usually school related.

- I remember putting my CD in my book bag after gym.
- Yeah, you did. Hah, you just got gaffled sucker.

- Yo I'm about to gaffle this fool.

by Apollo June 18, 2006

guffologist

This is the definition of someone who is a connoisseur of farts. They perhaps may know too much about farts. They think about stink 24/7.

"Good god what have you been eating... do we need to call a Guffologist?'

by Jesus says November 2, 2019

Finley Gaffley Thomas

Proper nonce and top shagger did a year 9

Your Finley Gaffley Thomas Mate

by Big Chav Willy April 4, 2022