fartlick

It is a running term meaning that, after you warm up and have been jogging for a few minutes, you run hard for one minute, slow for one minute, hard for two minutes, slow for two minutes, hard for three minutes, slow for two minutes, hard for two minutes, slow for one minute, hard for one minute, slow for one minute, and then you start over.

Unfortunately, it is not an amusing definition.

On Thursday, for cross country, we did fartlicks. It sucked.

by Julianna Giovanna October 9, 2006

Fartled

To get startled causing an instantaneous fart.

"That chick fartled me." I said.
"How'd she do that?" said someone else.
"She 'grabbed my nuts' hello."

by DLaws April 24, 2008

Fartled

Startled by a fart, so much so that you jump or start at the sound (not the smell)

Dude, I fartled my cat and she jumped 2 feet off the couch.

I was totally fartled that she would do that in a nice restaurant.

by mpenni1 November 13, 2011

Fwart

A fart that thwarts the farter; a noxious plume of body gas that makes the current situation for the gas passer generally unpleasant, usually occurring in a car, elevator, or bed.

That fwart totally ruined my make out session with my secretary.

by Bananaman8000 October 4, 2010

fartling

A derogatory term for a small child.

At the welfare office, I saw a single mother followed by her 5 dirty fartlings.

by Mr.Savage July 2, 2005

fartle

verb; to startle oneself with flatulence, to wake up due to one's own undexpected fart, fart + startle = fartle

While napping, my dog, Fido, fartled himself and wondered where that sound and smell had come from.

by dannyboykc November 21, 2010

fartloaf

a peice of food which someone has farted on

bro, i fartloafed on obama's gay energy drink

by CordialChicken March 14, 2015