Mr. Fulton

The oldest human on Earth. Pet mammoth died in 1203.

Mr. Fulton is over 9,000,000,000 years old.

by omg srsly November 12, 2020

fulton county

the stupidest county in the ATL that doesn't mofuckin tell you when school is out until the last fuckin second. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Ah, man! I hate Fulton County! Them niggas never tell when damn school is out

by thegrimreeper January 15, 2011

metric fucktonne

Weighs marginally less than an Imperial Fuckton.
1 Imperial Fuckton = 1.016 Metric Fucktonnes

"Man, I've a shitload of work this week"
"That's nothing faeg, I've a metric fucktonne of assignments due tomorrow morning"
"So, still going on the beer tonight?"
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

by SyxPak October 15, 2003

futon relationship

When a relationship is functional but not comfortable it's a futon relationship. You know you rather be in a bed.

"Did you see Sally and Billy together last night?"
"Yeah, looks like they're in a futon relationship."

by Aimditto November 14, 2015

futon

A couch that can convert into an uncomfortable bed, possibly the worst transformer of all time.

"You can sleep on the futon!"
"Can I sleep on an actual bed instead?"

by CorgisDie February 6, 2017

chronic futon

The feeling of being high or a movie star (This is a great feeling that is not dangerous). You can also say this word just randomly outloud when you are bored.

"I feel so chronic futon right about now." - Dog The Bounty Hunter

"There is a chronic futon in mi pantalones." -Barry Bonds

"Dude, chronic futon" -Ethan

by dirtysokz3883 July 30, 2007

Futon World

A magical place that becomes less comfortable over time.

Futon World is not a good place to live for an extended period of time.

by stratfx300 September 25, 2007