fuckus 

A combination of fuck (or fuss) and ruckus. A random misspeak that occurred when a friend was telling the day care lady to call her if her kid raised a "fuckus" when she was wanting to say fuss or ruckus. It came out as fuckus and caused a very embarrassing situation, and yet in retrospect very funny. When a child is acting up, they are raising a fuckus. An extreem fit.

My son got into a bag of m&m's and then on a sugar high raised a major fuckus

fuckus by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2019

fuckulele 

A guitar-like instrument with 4 strings used to give people sexual pleasure with its vibrant beautiful sounds.

They’re often played in tropical environments and Hawaii by pornstars who please listeners toward excitement.

Ben: That music sounds so beautiful.
Gregory: The pornstars are playing their fuckuleles.

fuckulele by gregben June 25, 2021

Franchise Sized Fuckup 

Simply put, an unecessary mistake, which stemmed from a smaller problem, which didn't get resolved. As a result the issue got a lot bigger.

The term Franchise is used as the goal of many small businesses is to become well established, with a solid foundation and processes, which will enable them to Franchise out. This enables a small business to become a larger business.

Father: Do you take the car in to get repaired yesterday like I asked you?
Son: Umm, no. I forgot. What's the big deal?
Father: The big deal is, I need to pick your mother up from the airport in an hour and god knows whether I'm going to get there and back in one piece... this is a Franchise Sized Fuckup!

Franchise Sized Fuckup by buckonz October 18, 2008

Fuckupper 

The person in your circle of friends who is always fucking things up.

Person 1: How'd things with the project so badly?

Person 2: Oh you know, it was assigned to John, the resident Fuckupper.

Fuckupper by ArtistsUnited December 24, 2014

Fuckuationship 

It’s a really really really toxic relationship where one or both parties are getting really fucked mentally or emotionally or all at once to the point they might lose their self-identity

Guy 1 *Standing in front of a mirror*: do I even exist?
Guy 2: Have you been in a fuckuationship lately?

Fuckuationship by a fuckuationship victim August 5, 2021

French Fuckup 

Notre Dame on the 15th of April 2019. Another synonym for this would also be Melted Bible.

I worked at Notre Dame under the French Fuckup

French Fuckup by T0b14s October 20, 2019

Carnival of Fuckupery 

A Carnival of Fuckupery is celebration of High Order Douchebaggery. Simply put, an individual, or more commonly, individuals, are douching it up to such an extreme extent that there is nothing you can do to control the situation. And why would you want to do that? It will all come crashing down sooner rather than later, so crack a beer open some chips and settle in for the shitshow.

The mixing of Ketamine, whiskey and borderline Down Syndrome almost universally results in a Carnival of Fuckupery.

Carnival of Fuckupery by BJ Himself February 3, 2009