fuckant

Its the same thing as pissant only about 100 times worse.

Stupid bitchass fuckant toliet - I can't even wipe my ass without you clogging you useless piece of shit.

fuckant by mame_ill June 20, 2004

fuckalation 

being badly injured to the worst degree

yo that dude just got fuckalated!

that guy at the bar suffered some serious fuckalation

fuckalation by hooter stumpfuck October 8, 2005

faceplant 

An unintentional result of a risky or stupid activity whereby a person becomes fully inverted from the normal upright position while one or more parts of the face impact the ground simultaneously with the full weight of the body.

A faceplant (also face plant) is like doing a handstand except with no hands so all that's left is your face.

faceplant by doi May 4, 2009

fuckblast 

To move noisily or so as to cause damage or interruption. Fuck and blast have undergone blending and thus a new term was coined to describe a violently disturbing annoyance.

I went fuckblasting through that party last night.

fuckblast by Metropolis May 25, 2004

Frontside 90 Faceplant

When the average person participates in an extreme sport(wakeboarding, snowboarding...) and rather than being experienced enough to do the Frontside 1080, McTwist, Backside whatever...he/she does the "Frontside 90 Faceplant". In my experience, your board rotates forward and you slam you face into whatever terrain you are working with (usually causing extreme pain and irritation). Thriling for onlookers. Not so much fun for you.
This trick is usually carried out at higher speeds.

While snowboarding, the impact of the Frontside 90 Faceplant may result in one more rotation causing you to lie on your back in agony.

Audience: "OOOooohhhh......ouch! That was a great Frontside 90 Faceplant!!"

Victim: (After swimming to catch his/her stray wakeboard with what, at this point, may or may not be a concussion) "Here, take this stupid thing. I'm done. Let me back into the boat."

Frontside 90 Faceplant by Amy_4784 October 13, 2008

fuckpanty 

silky woman's panty used for male masturbation

I'm goin to get me a fuckpanty from the hamper.

fuckpanty by rrabit November 14, 2005

Fuckplunge 

the act of fucking your toilet to dislodge a clog

I will fuck your mother, and clog your fucking toilet, just so that I can FUCKPLUNGE it and slap you in the face with my shitty cock.

Fuckplunge by LarchOye January 5, 2009