Fuckcess!

When you finally succeed in meeting that one person that you've fantasized about, finding out that they're pretty awesome and then getting naked and naughty with them........that, my friend, is a total fuckcess! Take a mental photo album of the occasion, and browse at leisure- this one is gonna make you smile for a long time yet.

"Good weekend?"
"Yes, it was a total fuckcess!"

by MagickDio April 3, 2010

Fuckass Douchetard

For when fucker and douchenozzle just don't adequately describe the person or situation.

"Tucker Bush is a fuckass douchetard"

by DanforthMullins December 21, 2007

fuckless

The ultimate state of not caring. This state can only be obtained when one no longer gives a fuck.

After hours of playing poker, the two remaining players become fuckless with their chips

by AJizzie September 6, 2007

fuckness

1. an expression of pain or agony.
2. a good word to yell out when something bad happens.

FUCKNESS! i stubbed my toe god damnitt!

O fuckness! we have another math test today!?!?

by Isabelle November 15, 2003

Lazy Fuckness

Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.

"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"

by Rachv1016 March 11, 2010

fun bucking fuckers

when two intoxicated people with no physical attraction towards eachother have aggressive sex for the fun of it, while letting others watch

Hey! Did you watch those two fun bucking fuckers last night?! It was awesome!

by tristanh172 February 22, 2011

Feeling Fuckers

a person or persons that fuck with your feelings.
male or female. it doesn't matter. if you have cried over a guy/girl who's lukewarm about you, you've got a feeling fucker.

"OMG she fuckin said she wanted to marry me now she said she can't stand the sight of me!!!"

"Brian...its okay she's just a feeling fucker."

"why can't she just leave me already!!!??"

"she's a grey area man. she doesn't know what she feels because she's a feeling fucker. people like her are feeling fuckers. don't even worry about it.."

by Housewife Vagina February 6, 2010