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fucktangle 

1. A geometric shape with an inexplicable number of sides and dimensions. No two are ever alike.

What is that? A trapezoid? It doesn't look quite right.

No, that's a fucktangle.
fucktangle by Me first January 29, 2009
"Fuk - Bag" Adjective and expressionary out burst of frustration to the other person annoying you.
listen here you fucking "Fuckbag", get the fuck outa my face. Or
Thanks for your uneducated comment you fuckbag.
A bag of fuck.

Or at least a bag that has a majority of fuck combined with a minority of shit, piss or douche (douche is only if the person who says the word is a girl or a gay, depending on location)
Dave: You are a fuckbag!
Larry: I guess...
Steven: OK.

Steven:OK
Steven: OK!

(Steven is a retard, you see :)

Steven: OK...
Steven: O...
Steven:K....
Larry: Shut up you fuckbag with a minority of douche!

(Larry is not gay, just a Tranny)

fucktangent 

as defined by eeclayton: when a situation gets so out of control or wildly looses direction
1. He reversed the car at a fucktangent to the pavement: the car was fucked up completely

2. "Stop going off on such a fucktangent, and concentrate on asking the one girl out
fucktangent by horsebitch July 30, 2009

fucktangular

To describe a situation that was messy and complicated in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways.
Man 1: Man, my parents divorce was a shitshow.
Man 2: How so?
Man 1: I was separated from my siblings, I went with my dad who turned to hard drugs to deal with it, my girlfriend broke up with and my dog died. My situation was fucktangular.
fucktangular by Issa Idea December 5, 2018

Fuckbag McClure

A title or name applied to a person who takes his or her application of stupidity, malice, or simply being an asshole to such overblown and exaggerated levels that it is almost awe-inspiring.
I cannot believe that guy cut me off, ran up over the curb, and then verbally assaulted that old lady for trying to avoid being ran over! He must be Fuckbag McClure!

For he is Fuckbag McClure! The Qwisatz Haderach of assholes!
Fuckbag McClure by Exxos April 30, 2010