Rumpelstiltskin

A freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv and who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him.

Rumpelstiltskin: (wanking) Go on say it
Cinderella: (bleeding) Umm, Eric?
Rumpelstiltskin: (kicks her in the face) NO! Ahhh yeahh... now suck it..

Rumpelstiltskin by manyperson August 10, 2009

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Reverse Rumpelstiltskin

When a man (or sometimes a woman) is eating out the asshole of a man while jerking him off. Once both parties have finished-- the man eating the asshole backs off, and the man who recieved the eating then proceeds to projectile shit all of the man who ate his ass hole, getting it everywhere (including in the mans Mouth).

This is not no be confused with a rumplestiltskin, which is when a man gives another man a blowjob while shitting and then vomits down his ass ( see urbad dictionary Rumplestilskin)

"Dude, you smell like shit! did you get a Reverse Rumpelstiltskin?"

Reverse Rumpelstiltskin by Loss Prevention Officer2 October 5, 2011

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Grumpelstiltskin

Another name for feces, poop, doo doo, and or crap.
"Grumpy" is the short version of the word.
"Grumpster" is also another version of the word.

*NOTE*
This version of the word is not to be confused with the play titled "Grumpelstiltskin".

"That was a mighty find "Grumpelstiltskin" I just took".

"I really need to take a "Grumpy".

"Holy smokes, that was a serious "Grumpster" I just had.

Grumpelstiltskin by Mr. Blada July 7, 2009

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Grumpelstiltskin

Someone who is a perpetual ass(usually in management) who gives out commands without providing the knowledge necessary to get it done, relishes in the unavoidable failure and is grumpy when one succeeds.

1"So I found the building, legit, in the last second, after being given bogus directions and she looked mad when I came back with the prints."

2"What a Grumpelstiltskin."

1"Whaa...?"

Grumpelstiltskin by Bustaword17 May 2, 2010

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