Hardcore Fruitsalad

A game which is similar to the regular game of fruitsalad, but HARDCORE. Players sit in a circle with legs crossed and are named certain fruits, eg. Apple, Orange. One person standing in the middle of the circle calls out a few names of the "fruits". Those fruits have to switch places with the person in the middle, but they can trip, pick up and throw, push, use wrestling moves, drag away, or use any other method to get the spot before the other people. The idea is to get a spot in the circle. The person who doesn't get a spot and cross their legs first is now in the middle of the circle. If the players uncross their legs while sitting in the circle, they can be fought for their spot. If the person in the middle calls "Fruitsalad" everyone in the circle switches spots. Think Musical Chairs, with a twist.

A game of Hardcore Fruitsalad
Person in middle: Apple, Kiwi, Grape, Orange, Banana, GO!
They switch spots.
New Person in the middle: Fruitsalad!
Chaos happens as people get into a wrestling match while trying to switch spots

by Shmorgasbord November 19, 2009

fruitility

n. / adj. The combination of the words 'futility' and 'fruitless'. Something that is pointless in the extreme; frivolous.

Despite repeated attempts over the years, his effort to perform felatio on himself was an excercise in fruitility.

by Stanky July 13, 2006

fruitella

A dutch candy, made from milk and fruit extracts.
They come in cube forms.
pronounced "frautella"

Hey , can you give a fruitella? i'm hungry as a mofo

by Scrpzr June 22, 2006

fruitfluffy

A person who's gay, annoying, weird, fatheaded or minded, and fruity.

lol, you serious?? hahaha sucks for you, you fruitfluffy!!

by A-Prod September 2, 2010

fritalian

Slang term used for a menu item with a non-english name. Favored by normal people who want to order gourmet coffee without the pretentious mix of foreign words forced on consumers by Starbucks in order to justify their inflated prices, such as "venti" or "au lait".

Popularized in a 2008 Dunkin Donuts ad campaign.

Idiot: "Yeah, I'd like a venti mocha blanc cappucino au lait."

Normal Person: "Dude, what the f*** is that - fritalian? Just give me a large coffee with white chocolate and steamed milk."

by ScottAllen March 8, 2008

fruitatarian

Someone who will not eat meat or animal products and refuses to eat any vegtables, fruit ect without it falling off a bush or tree ect first. They refuse to be responsable for the death of things that are living.

A: "Do you want some strawberries i picked earlier with cream?"
B: "No thanks, I'm a Fruitatarian"

by DizzyTizzy November 14, 2007

fruitally

As opposed to being brutally honest, being fruitally honest adds a layer of humor to the honesty

We are fruitally honest

by Inot July 29, 2017