Fartuna

Fartuna is the definition of good luck. Everybody should have a Fartuna in their life’s, she is a good person and a happiness spreader. Not everyone have the honor to meet a Fartuna but those who already have her are the mostly lucky people in the world. Having you is like a second chance for a new and better life <3

Others : what does Fartuna mean to you

Ppl: My life sunshine

Others *wish they could have you*

by The only kida ;) December 3, 2018

Futunari

Not a chick with a dick but an anime guy with tits.

"I'm telling you man, Futunari is not gay!!"

by I_Fucked_A_Raccoon May 12, 2022

Fortunaut

A term referring to well-off space tourists like Jeff Bezos and Sir Richard Branson. Someone who travelled to space not because of their qualifications, but because of their wealth.

The term is a reference to space terminology for astronauts (spacefarers from US & Europe), cosmonauts (spacefarers from Russia and the former Soviet Union) and taikonauts (spacefarers from China) as well as the term "fortune", meaning wealth.

Jeff Bezos is not an astronaut, he's a fortunaut.

by Gideon327 September 9, 2022

Ellie Fortunati

The altogether best person on planet earth. Doesn't take shit, is beautiful, and fun to hang out with

Ellie Fortunati is the greatest ever

by EllieF February 5, 2022

Audaces Fortuna Iuvat

A sentence usually yelled before a gladiator absolutely destroys your foot.

Gladiator: Audaces Fortuna Iuvat!
Your feet: x_x

by admorteminimicus April 6, 2022

Bib Fortuna

The act of placing your (male) genitalia on another man's shoulder, usually when he's asleep, and then taking a picture or waking him up, as a prank.
Named after a Star Wars character.

I pulled a Bib Fortuna on John the other night, wanna see the pics?

by Sock of Magic May 9, 2023

unfortunately, or fortunately.

When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.

Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?

Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*

by nocharge May 15, 2023