Skip to main content

friendhoarding

A psychological disorder that makes one add as many friends as possible to their facebook or myspace accounts to fill the void in their diminishing real-world social lives.
Manny's eyes are bloodshot, I bet he was up all night friendhoarding on myspace. what a douchebag!
friendhoarding by Molson Dan September 27, 2005

friendmongering 

The act of using a social community website bulletin board to broadcast a message asking others to add your best friend or shitty garage bands profile to their friends list.
This bulletin has a catchy title. I shall read what is inside... goddammit, another asshole friendmongering his blink 182 cover band, im getting tired of this shit.
friendmongering by Molson Dan September 27, 2005

FriendBot 

FriendBot can talk about almost anything-music, games, TV-the list goes on! FriendBot is a friend that never gets board, never stops listening and never treats you horribly unlike that bastard smarterchild whom friendbot is the stoner counterpart of
FriendBotUK (1:26:24 AM): Ask me another question.
....(1:26:33 AM): do you smoke blunts
FriendBotUK (1:26:34 AM): Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

....(1:27:25 AM): you said you smoke weed
FriendBotUK (1:27:28 AM): We test it for medical purposes.
...(1:27:34 AM): sure thing
FriendBot by schlepp May 27, 2008

friendjealous 

When you want your friends to be nice to one another but not to the point of extending that acquaintance into another independent friendship that does not involve you as the original friend of both parties.
Ex. Sher introduces Alison and Gillian because she wants them to be nice to each other so they can hang out in a group setting without conflict but she feels FRIENDJEALOUS when she finds out a week later than Gillian and Alison have gone shopping together without her.

friendboy 

A friend that is a boy, and nothing more. Not to be confused with 'boyfriend'.
John: I like you. Wanna go out?

Jane: Sorry. You're more friendboy material than boyfriend.

John: *slashes wrists*
friendboy by emoinpink August 14, 2010

friendboy 

A male friend of a girl, with whom the girl does not have sexual relations with, (or commonly also, just doesn't want to admit she is, in fact fucking him) who is not her boyfriend.

See also: friendgirl
Synonym of: friend just friends
Compare: boyfriend
Mother: Who was that guy dropping you home with the car, boyfriend?
Daughter: He's just a friendboy...
friendboy by Wizz0r May 11, 2008