Fretard

Frigging Retard.

"You're such a fretard!!"

by matt October 10, 2003

fretarded

freely retarded or liberal with expressions of one's retardation

Tiffany is always doing stupid shit. How can anyone be so fretarded?

by Officer Yogurt November 6, 2008

Fretard

A freak and a retard

Tonianne you are fretard

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Ferard

The fictitious couple consisting of Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance Vocalist) and Franklin Iero (Guitarist). The two are actually just friends and bandmates, but some people get a kick out of writing/reading Ferard slash/bandslash fics. Sadly, many non-fans have taken Ferard as fact and use it to torment fans and say that their favorite band is gay. Also spelled/pronounced "Freard" or "Frerard."

Person: Wowo I just read an awesome fic!
Me: What was it about?
Person: It's another Ferard story.
Me: *whacks person with shovel* WHY. CAN'T. YOU. LET. GO. OF. FERARD!?!?!? IT'S FAKE!!! IT'S SICK!!! THEY BOTH HAVE GIRLFRIENDS!!! THEY. ARE. NOT. TOGETHER!!!!!
Person: *is bloody pulp*

by vampXfaerie June 11, 2006

fretard

friggen retard or freaking retard

Dude 1: i broke my leg by jumping off the roof of my house!
Dude 2: why the hell did you do that?!
Dude 1: i was bored.
Dude 2: dude, ur a fretard!

by HART03 April 23, 2007

fretard

freaking/frickin/friggin retard, idiot

That girl is such a fretard.

by that cute girl June 18, 2008

fretard

Someone who is a fucking retard.

Person A: That guy over there is so annoying.
Person B: What a fretard.
Person A: Yeah, you're right.

by Rei_Uchiha April 14, 2010