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Fappachino

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. This cannot be preceded with any form of sexual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of "fap".
I gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!
by Dude A. Miester March 23, 2009
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Frappuccino

1. An extraordinarily expensive way to mix a packet of dehydrated espresso, reconstituted powdered skim milk, and a truckload of high fructose corn syrup--blended with ice. Also known as a Fatpuccino, this drink is the polar opposite of the Atkins dietary recommendation. The Venti size also contains less caffiene than a single "tall" cup of ordinary tea. Good eating!

2. Espresso, corn syrup, sort-of-milk, and le flavour all nicely done up in a little glass bottle for your higher standard's preferential consumption at your local gas station or in your grocer's fridge. The little bottles have a bit more kick than the "official" blended version.
OH my god Sally almost about had a freaking double coronary right there in the Starbucks line because they forgot to remove the super-hyper-caloric poisonous whip cream from her stupid Frappuccino.
by Lord Armand Banana III August 28, 2005
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Flappacino

When your dick becomes a swizzle stick for molten diarrhea after ass fucking a fatty.
Dude! I was ass plowing my fatty fantasy last night and she totally flappacinoed my cock! It still smells like shit!
by Moose knuckle h8r September 28, 2017
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frappuccino

The most luxurious, delicious blended drink on the planet. Frappuccinos are basically Starbuck's version of the Big Mac. Although they are very fattening, they're delicious!
The young, preppy college students from BC all went down the street to get a frappuccino on the hot, summer day.
by hey it's pat December 29, 2007
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cunt frappuccino

When you deposit a beefy load into her box, and continue to pump until the gape becomes frothy and refreshing.
She said she was thirsty, so I made her a cunt frappuccino.
by Nick Stroup September 18, 2006
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Fappachino

My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.

Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!
by Thornbrow June 7, 2011
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frapuccino

I didn't sleep last night. I'm running on frapuccino right now.
by skorpion9x October 18, 2003
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