FrankenHag

A butt-ugly has-been barfly who you can't tell which sags more, her ass, her tits or her face who looks like she's been pieced together on a chop-shop table.

See ex-wife or seahag for more.

It's Halloween 365 days per year when you are FrankenHag....no costume required. She scares Freddy Krueger.

by CarverCruiser October 26, 2010

frankenpack

The end-result of the consolidation of several friends' different brands of cigarettes into one pack. Usually accomplished through trading, bartering or whoring.

Would you like a Pall-Mall, a Camel or a Newport out of my frankenpack?

by SteveDaveT July 8, 2005

Frankenstack

When a guitarist has a speaker stack with amps and speaker cabinets that don't match and are probably made by different companies, it is a Frankenstack.

Look at this band setting up to play. I bet those Frankenstacks didn't cost them more than $200.

by Randy P December 16, 2005

frankenband

Combination of two or more bands to form a different band, many times on a reality show.

Rock Star Supernova, Audioslave, Velvet Revolver, Wings,and Damn yankees are all frankenbands.

by Caleb South March 31, 2007

Frankenturkey

Verb: using of one's fists with the thumbs sticking out to form turkeys with the hands, and then placing them on both sides of another person's neck to make the impression of a frankenstein with turkey bolts.

Cady frankenturkeyed Levi during a sentimental dance known as the Cha-Cha. He was caught off guard by the turkey bolts against his neck.

by Hoist0 October 5, 2010

Frankenfarter

Someone who lets out farts so deadly that they’ll leave you down on the ground, they fart often and their farts smell like a decaying a corpse.

Shawn: “DAMN, what is that smell I think i’m going to die if I take one more breath!”

Luke: “I’m sorry that was me, my farts are so rank they call me the Frankenfarter.”

by bossandceo September 23, 2023

Frankenwanken

1.The obvious allusion to masturbation, sexual innuendo (ohh). Frankenwanken can be used to describe any activity, it can be anything. The first part, "franken," can be added to other words, such as frankenfucking, or even frankenreading to add that franken emphasis. The beauty of frankenwanken is that it can be said about anything, to anyone.
2.A more censor-friendly version of fuck.

1. Dude, let's go frankenwank after the game, I'm bored as fuck.
2. Last night I frankenfucked the shit out of her, and I frankenjizzed all on her face.
3. Frankenwanken is the only pass time I have left in my life, it's all I can be brah.

by Dick Weiner ( NW) January 26, 2009