fotus

A good word to use at random times. It means pretty much nothing. It is pronounced foo-tus. It can be used to describe things in a good or bad way.

"I'm gonna bust a cap in you dog"
"Holy fotus"

or

"Did you see how fotus that babe was."

by Cam-O June 24, 2005

Footussy

When the arc of your foot feels stretched from walking in unsupported shoes for a long period of time.

“My footussy feels so stretched out dude, feckin hurts.”

by Peachussy April 13, 2022

Festus

Best man ever

Biggest dick in town he is Festus

by Tim Burnout October 10, 2022

festus

A dangerous man that wears black forces and steals peoples tires and takes your tvs

dam it i got my tv stolen. 'it must have been a festus'

by George1010101 November 14, 2019

Foetus

Our Friend Chris Hodgkinson (a.k.a Pissed Chris). He's the youngest one of the group. with a balding hair line with a pint in his hand.
Many sotries related include: falling in a ditch, hugging lamposts, and sleeping in his own vomit!

'you coming pub, foetus?' * Falls in a ditch*

by Chimp + Greeny February 4, 2005

uncle festus

Whens you has a deeg fors a roomate

you some kinds of uncle festus gets a out of here you deeg

by Cangh Jui September 1, 2003

festus

Quivering pile of festering organic mass.

For three days, I mean for three days Master Shake ate off of Ole' Drippy, starting with his head. He was a living festus and Shake ate Ole' Drippy's head.

by Special Brownie_4 December 30, 2015