Forgetting

Used to replace fucking in a sentance, just like in the Cee Lo Green song "Forget you", replacing the version "Fuck you", and in the SNL skit.

Q: Did you hear tomorrow everyone is ditching work.
A: No way! You gotta be forgetting kidding me.

by Pinkymona January 18, 2011

Forsting

When you are 3 to 4 finger scooping up the remains of your food from the plate to your mouth because you just can't fathom the idea of said food running out and must eat it as fast as possible.

i.e. Look at her forsting those tacos in her mouth!

by Jake from StateFarm October 9, 2013

Foresting

The act of sticking a thin wooden dowel (the less smooth, the better) into a man's urethra, then pulling it out as fast as possible, leaving many splinters inside the penis.

Guy 1: How was your date last night with Katie?
Guy 2: It was pretty good. Me and her were foresting, but we had to stop once her parents came home.

by Shreddi April 23, 2019

fexting

a text sent by a girl (usually to another girl) full of fakeness. Being fake includes pretending to like her when you really just want to punch her in the face, complimenting her when really you're just making fun of her, and/or saying you need to hang out when really you'd rather stab yourself in the eye.

Another other forms of being fake are also considered fexting when they are sent via text.

Lisa: "I hate that bitch but I need my stuff back. I'm fexting her."

Fext sent: "hey girl it's been way too long! We need a date soon! I miss your face :)"

Real text meaning: "I hate your fucken face but I want what is mine so hurry up and fext me back so we can pretend to be friends one last time."

Lisa after fexting: "We were just fexting and we're meeting for drinks tomorrow. God I hate that fucken bitch."

by fexter October 12, 2011

flexting

Striking a body builder-like pose while sending a text message. Quite common on the beaches of California but also observed at North Avenue Beach in Chicago.

After a workout at Muscle Beach, Win, ripped and glistening with sweat, was flexting some girl he met at the club last night.

by win williams March 26, 2009

Freeting

When you're at a meeting and it's for somereason incredibly cold. You can put on whatever you want but it'll still be cold until you reach the point of no return and you're burning, causing the awkward shifts and everyone staring at you. This could pertain elsewhere, such as in a classroom where you're tired and the cold of course amplifies it.

J: Man I was in a total freeting. I'd rather be incased in ice.
Ric: I was in a heeting yesterday.
J: What the fuck's a heeting?
Ric: For another time.

by OneWhoHatesBloodinHisMouth November 11, 2009

flexting

The act of flirting through text. It also can be described as a man impressing his lady friend by metaphorically flexing his biceps and quads through text.

1. "I met Jane last night and once I got home I couldn't but to start flexting."
2. "... Jane was then wooed by John's strategic flext."

by gjakej January 29, 2015