footski

a foot-job; the act of a female partner jerking a male off with her feet; the most horrifying job a man can get

term is used in "Superbad" when the officer describes to Fogul what women do to men where he is from. He uses the term "footski"

by Footski February 19, 2008

footslave

A person who is lucky enough to devote his life to worshiping his mistress' feet. He lives only to serve her feet.

Gemma had loved having her own footslave, she teased him, she whipped him for not licking her toes properly and she tortured him. But he loved being under her sweaty feet all day as he had a foot fetish.

by gemma's foot slave April 19, 2005

Southern Footsie

The act of using the arches of your feet to jack off someone while swimming in the lake.

Brian blew the biggest load in his pants from the southern footsie that Amanda gave him while we were all in the lake.

by Bazooman September 6, 2010

footstool

A bald head to lie your feet on when you are relaxing at home. It is much more comfortable than an actual footstool. The bald head ideally should be waxed or completely shaved so that it does not tickle or scratch feet. Some people also call this a baldy.

I wish I had my own human footstool or baldy instead of having to use this harder footstool from the store.

by Anna Isabella November 3, 2006

footshit

When one commits an act of headassery, without knowing it is incorrect, multiple times.

Someone who does/says something really stupid consistently.

"Daniel just told me that ketchup was in barbecue sauce."

"God, He's such a footshit."

by Tom LaFoolery May 3, 2018

footass

Verb: The action of footing one's ass.

That ho got a good "footassing" last night.

by Kristopher Fredrickson February 24, 2008

Footskating

When stupid morons skate around without skateboard or rolerskates..

"Hey what are you idiots doing? xD"
"footskating?"

by Combustion Man from Denmark September 13, 2009