Footering

To sexually stimulate a woman's vagina with one's toes.

She said she wanted to be a virgin until marriage so I just ended up footering her while she tossed my salad.

by Barry the Horse December 3, 2011

mind fondeling

going past sex.

they went all the way to mind fondeling!!

by ChristineBean January 13, 2009

Fostering

A slightly less extreme version of the commonly found player or also known as a man whore Fostering involves marrying people on facebook in quick succession. Fosterers often talk to many girls via Facebook messages and present a vunerable/emotional side to which appeals to people such as jailbait. Fostering is often a result of people who wish to appear popular and a desperate cry for affection.

Ethan: Wow Matt has gone through 3 Facebook marriages in 2 weeks. He's really fostering lately isn't he.
Sam: Yeah I know, he's getting alot worse.
Ethan: Ah well, better let him get it out of his system.

by Sue P January 3, 2012

fondering

Pondering about something while fondling yourself.

I just sat around today fondering about what to do tomorrow.

by chaingrabber January 10, 2015

Soddering

The correct way to spell the word "soldering." Old Webster didn't know what he was talking about this time.

"I am going to take a soddering iron to Kelli's ribcage, because she insists on using "soldering" which is incorrect.

by Zach-a-rak-a-doodle-dak October 23, 2006

Flondering

1) Pineapple.

2) The act of flonder.

3) To be what is not and do what isn't. In the context of civil engineering, it is the act of perversing society with an act of irritable capacit; a vile act. Pineapple.

4) To frolic amongst

Adan was flondering around when he got caught skipping class.

by Enzeru Akki December 2, 2011

Mandy Fotheringham

A hot scottish girl with a sexy body. Loves to laugh and smile a lot. Likes bad boys and good boys. Considerate, Generous, kind and will always listen and give advice. Very artistic and model like. Just the perfect girl to be with.

This girl is HOT enough to be a Mandy Fotheringham

by cupcakebaby February 3, 2010