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Flumpy

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An adjective used to describe someone who is delightfully soft, chubby, and pleasantly plump, resembling the cozy texture of a marshmallow. Unlike "frumpy," which means dowdy or unfashionable, being flumpy is cute, huggable, and comfortable in one's own soft skin
I'm feeling flumpy today, I should probably go on a diet.
Flumpy by Drizzle sausage July 15, 2026

flumpy dumpy 

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The act of getting a blow job on the toilet, while taking a crap.

blow job crap shit sex toilet
You won't believe the flumpy dumpy I got earlier!
flumpy dumpy by greg123250 September 12, 2016

Flumpy Bunny

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A very large imposing creature who's hobby is that of apprehension (typically with a trainee Flumpy Bunny).

They are usually found in Western Russia, as well as Ukraine, Kazahkstan as well as other countries where prostitution is legal.
Guy 1: Hey lads, wanna go for a walk and get a burger.

Guys: Urrrrrrrm.... NO!

Guy 1: Why not?

Guys: Word on the streets is that the Flumpy Bunny is back in town. We better watch out.

Guy 1: Oh sorry, looks like I was on the verge of aprehension.

Flumpy plumpkin 

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The ritual of fucking fat chicks with pink eye when your dick ain’t all the hard it’s half limp and it’s kind of floppy and she so fat she’s lumpy.
Yo last night i fucked this 600lb chick with pink eye. It was a good flumpy plumpkin’
Flumpy plumpkin by WayChill November 5, 2021

flumpy mufkin 

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When you take a poop on a woman’s foot anfter eating a crave case from White Castle; and then proceed to receive a foot job and use the poop as lubricant.
Did you hear about Greg? He got a flumpy mufkin last night from that bar skank! She lubed her foot up with turd juice!
flumpy mufkin by AggravatedHippo54 August 16, 2023

flumpf 

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Empty, pointless, thoughtless, or otherwise non-contributing to society.

The bane of bald Mancs everywhere
they want some sort of flumpf telly that they don't have to think about
flumpf by boxerboy01 February 8, 2019
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