Flumpy

Fat and boring

I met this girl on tinder, I knew she was fat from her pictures but it turned out she was just plain flumpy.

by Pgrogz November 13, 2019

Flumpy

Fat and lumpy

Matt: "I look flumpy af today"

Dylan: "I agree man"

by Papi joe October 25, 2017

flumpy mufkin

When you take a poop on a woman’s foot anfter eating a crave case from White Castle; and then proceed to receive a foot job and use the poop as lubricant.

Did you hear about Greg? He got a flumpy mufkin last night from that bar skank! She lubed her foot up with turd juice!

by AggravatedHippo54 August 16, 2023

Flumpy

used by a legendary trickster, flumpy is a curse to make sure your opponent laughs forever. otherwise its just a really fucking funny word

#1: FLUMPY!
#2: AAAAAHHHHH-

by Some Fuckin' Idiot April 30, 2022

Flumpy plumpkin

The ritual of fucking fat chicks with pink eye when your dick ain’t all the hard it’s half limp and it’s kind of floppy and she so fat she’s lumpy.

Yo last night i fucked this 600lb chick with pink eye. It was a good flumpy plumpkin’

by WayChill November 5, 2021

Flumpy

The feeling of being tired and grumpy at the same time

Man i didnt sleep that well last night now im flumpy

by Slash19987 August 8, 2024