Flossed

when someone epically fails at something and sucks at life.

Simon/Isaac: oh shit....

Kurd: you just flossed the shit outta that!

by Deekdel July 25, 2016

floosey

A slut, Whore, Skank, or Tramp

Abra is such a floosey, she done the whole football team!

by Chaddywagon March 27, 2008

flooser

A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.

A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.

Mark: ...and so when I tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, I pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom...

Gus: Flooser!

by lyngus April 21, 2005

flosser

Someone that says they are going somewhere, and don't show.

Blaine: "Hey gurl, wud up?! You coming to my place to chill?"
Stephanie: "Yeah, babe, be there in 10 minutes!"
~The next day~
Blaine: "Steph, what happened, you never came over!! You're a flosser!"
Stephanie: "I didn't floss!! I went to your' window and knocked, but you weren't in your' room, sorry, honey. We can chill tonight. Late."

by Buca's Lover May 6, 2006

fouseytube

An egg shaped individual who false flags clowns and fakes pranks. they commonly known to look like a total faggot .

fouseytube harassed the clown

by dj kill meme star October 24, 2016

get your teeth flossed

When one goes down on a female with very thick bush. Occasionally leads to hair stuck in between teeth if done sloppily.

Bryan: Since you weren't able to go to the Dentist today, maybe you should holler at the wife to get your teeth flossed.

by BIGSNACK May 24, 2012

Lowell Flosser

Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.

Thank god LaQuita was around. I drank a case of Natural Ice last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old Lowell Flosser.

by Mike Sig December 9, 2008