flip flop floobity flosby

Date Rape by drugging the target wait for them to become affected and semi-unconscious and thenhave unconsented sex with the victim.

Bill Cosby like the Flip Flop Floobity Flosby.

by wolf_on_the_fold September 1, 2017

Flood my basement

Seeing someone attractive and it makes you feel horny

"Girl I just saw Justin Bieber and I just about flood my basement"

by Meowmix June 4, 2015

Butt Flood

When a fat person is sitting on a small chair and their butt appears to be flooding over the edge. Sometimes refereed to as Floods or Levee chair

Holy Crap man did you see the butt flood on her, it is almost touching the ground !

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

Floodgate Turd

The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.

Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.

by Keegan_The_Cat January 5, 2013

Flash Flood Dump

When you don't want others in a public restroom to hear your explosive diarrhea. You pucker up and you flush the toilet at the same time while you dump everything you've got. The toilet flush tries to cover your ass blast noise. Also gets rid of some lingering diarrhea smells.

Girl 1: Honey, I had to dump so bad but the bathroom was full and I didn't want to be embarrassed so I had to pull a Flash Flood Dump.

Girl 2: Dang I know what you mean hun, last time I did that the toilet cut off before I could stop. It was embarrassing. :/

by The Manchester Molester December 6, 2014

Mud Flood

A diuretic bowl movement of legendary proportions. Always happens at least opportune time.

Sorry I'm late I had a mud flood hit me as I was walking out the door. Three flushes and half a roll of toilet paper later I was good to go.

by ChadillacRex October 11, 2017

Flobots

A amazing rock group from Denver, Colorado.
Much better than a lot of crappy groups from Colorado like 3oh!3.
With their members
Jonny 5
Brer Rabbit
Mackenzie Roberts
Andy Guerrero
Jesse Walker
Kenny Ortiz

They are an amazing group with fantastic music.

"Dude...did you hear that new flobots track?"
"Yeah man! That shit was off the hook!"

by Pesp February 21, 2010