floaty bottom

a bottom that's an extreme airhead

Dumbass is a floaty bottom for acting so high and mighty

by Zombiemurdoras July 26, 2024

Gettin Floaty

Drinking until you're at the perfect butter-zone and you gettin floaty

DUDE: We gettin floaty tonight cuh
DUDE2: YEEEEE

by floatydude February 22, 2011

The Floaty Effect

When a girl floats whilst underwater-fucking to get into a prime position that is otherwise impossible out of water.

Jasmine was too short to bend over, so we fucked in the pool and the floaty effect made up for it

by 6th hour geometry January 10, 2018

Pancake floaty

A large round rainbow floaty the shape of a pancake

“Wanna ride on the pancake floaty?”
“Yes. The pancake is so fun.”

by Pancakefloaty June 28, 2021

pineapple floaty

A Mad woman’s shit

I’m off to have a pineapple floaty.

by GNZT January 1, 2021

muddy, floaty pile

The buoyant, flakey, well digested mass of excrement that usually follows 16-24 hours after the consumption of Arby’s.

Mark: Oh Jim….you ever had one float?
Jim: One float?
Mark: Yeah…you know…..after Arby’s?
Jim: Oh shit, mane! Yeah, no sweat. That’s just a muddy, floaty pile. I’m guessing you subbed the mozzarella sticks.
Mark: Well, yeah.
Jim: It’s a universal constant: (16<Hours<24) + Arby’s = muddy, floaty pile, which can be signified by the constant, “b ᶬ”.

by Penis Alota January 27, 2024

Floating island of reprisal

It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.

Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!

by Ascot1111 December 4, 2022