Fluttering butterfly

As if giving butterfly kisses with your balls. Lightly flapping your nuts across her cheek. The feminine version of this word would be butterflap kisses.

Eg. He gave me the fluttering butterfly so sweetly that a tear rolled down my cheek (or was it pre ejac?).

by Moreassonud August 29, 2016

festering hatchet wound

An unclean, smelly vagina.

Betsy pulled her pants down and man, it stunk so bad, I knew she had a festering hatchet wound.

by mt1mp August 17, 2007

fwittering

verb; describes the act of frittering away valuable time between Facebook and Twitter by posting status updates or tweets on both.

With a status update and a tweet every five minutes, he spent all of Friday afternoon, fwittering away time, instead of completing his project.

by Mohit Hira April 26, 2009

Flattening the curve

When you get a boner and you do everything in your power to make it go back down as fast as possible.

Also something that we are doing, just vertically.

We're flattening the curve, just vertically

by Iwouldlovetoseeleafycomeback September 8, 2020

festering

to be fat greasy harry and have a tendency to wallow around in day old potato chips and pizza crusts.

i havent had a shower in a week ive just been festering around the house.

by smethan December 27, 2007

festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.

I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.

by smokin_oil December 7, 2009

Fluttering Queef

the process of making a completely disgusting sexual act proper by asking for it in a British accent.

MAN: darling, might you shit in my mouth while whilst i masturbate?

WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?

MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.

WOMAN: very well then.

MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!

by jimmyWOW July 12, 2010