Fatitude

1. The disillusioned sense of entitlement and superiority obese people exude because they blame the world for their problems.

2. Having false expectations that things are supposed to get easier without even trying to change.

Mike: "My obese friend said she doesn't understand why she isn't losing weight right before chugging a 2 liter bottle of soda."

Dan: "She really suffers from a bad fatitude!"

by Galen Baltar June 6, 2013

faptitude

1. Potential to become a pretentious wanker/snob.
2. Potential wanking (fapping) ability.

"He thinks he knows EVERYTHING about music! I knew that kid had major faptitude from the start."

by GinaMina November 13, 2007

Flattumed

Being coerced into staying out later than planned by another friend and drinking more than intended.

I was out for a quick Happy hour and I got Flattumed!

by Knblum August 18, 2019

Fortitude Save

In roleplaying, a save one rolls to resist certain effects, such as poison, sleep, fatigue, etc. Based on the Constitution score.

"Make a fortitude save."

"I rolled a one."

"You die of poisoning."

by fanficbug May 15, 2006

Falsitude

An untrue statement.

Come on Ricky, you know that's a falsitude!

by brian B Lo January 2, 2008

Fattitude

A growing movement among women particularly, in which the angry, overweight/obese woman openly and obnoxiously displays arrogance and pride in her fatness to compensate for her lack of self-discipline and internal disdain of her obesity.

Karen asked her personal trainer neighbor Jenny for advice on how to start a weight loss plan. Hefty Tracy overheard Jenny giving Karen advice and angrily stomped toward the pair to exclaim "Not everyone wants to be thin, bitch! I love my obesity and you couldn't pay me one million dollars to change it! Thin is not realistic, or attractive so why don't you take your anorexic advice and stuff a brownie in it you piece of shit!" Tracy had major fattitude.

by ShimmyShimmyCocoLoco May 18, 2015

testicular fortitude

Balls, as in courage or bravery. See also chutzpah.

He doesn't have the testicular fortitude to challenge me to a fight!

by JohnQPublic March 28, 2007