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flashturbate

when you accidentally flashbang yourself playing call of duty
" I was playing MW3 online the other day and I tried to throw a flashbang through a window but it bounced back and I totally flashturbated myself hard
by MrPickleTickler January 1, 2012
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fratsturbate

The act of boosting your self confidence with fellow members of your fraternity
Ex 1 : Sam decided not to go out by fear of rejection, he fratsturbated instead
Ex 2 : Sam, nobody wants you here, go back to fratsturbating.

fraternity fratboy frat
by MrRock151 October 8, 2016
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Fasturbate

The quick and painless act of masturbating in a time period of less than 5 minutes. Usually applies to young middle school students with a small penis and a weak sense of longevity. Can be good for breaks between classes and/or in class.
"Jebus, I really hope that the teacher doesn't catch me beatin' the meat, because I am terribly ashamed of my small penis. What if she laughs at me! Well, I guess i better fasturbate to make it quick!"

Judy: "Oh Steven come down on me!"
Steven: "Well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. Can you fasturbate with me?"
Judy:"Oh yes! That would be lovely!"
by Sarga April 2, 2008
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fapsturbate

Fapsturbating is when someone (girl or guy) masturbates to a guy fapping.
Isabelle likes to fapsturbate to her boyfriend when he faps on a skype call.
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Fansturbate

When you take a dump that smells so bad the exhaust fan turns itself on.
Dude - I just took a dump that sparked a fansturbate!
by CaryAD April 23, 2008
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fasturbate

When a male, who is sharing a room with another male, decides to pleasure himself quickly, despite the possiblity of his roommate walking in.
Chris- Ever since I startes college, I haven't been able to masturbate. I wish I didn't have a roommate.

John- Just do what I do, and fasturbate!
by Half-a-Minute Man April 16, 2014
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flashturbate

the unfortunate occurence when you click on a webcam invite and that person is masturbating
I got a cam invite from Tony and before I could even look, he had started to flashturbate without a care in the world. Gross creeper
by AAAAYYYE.T.L April 7, 2015
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