Fasturbate

The quick and painless act of masturbating in a time period of less than 5 minutes. Usually applies to young middle school students with a small penis and a weak sense of longevity. Can be good for breaks between classes and/or in class.

"Jebus, I really hope that the teacher doesn't catch me beatin' the meat, because I am terribly ashamed of my small penis. What if she laughs at me! Well, I guess i better fasturbate to make it quick!"

Judy: "Oh Steven come down on me!"
Steven: "Well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. Can you fasturbate with me?"
Judy:"Oh yes! That would be lovely!"

by Sarga April 2, 2008

flagsturbate

The act of timulating or manipulating one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, especially with a flag.

Ben: Alicia did you hear about Flagsturbation?
Alicia: LMAO WTF

Jemima: I used to flagsturbate but then I lost faith in my country. It's the saddest thing.

by vincentstreet March 5, 2009

fapsturbate

Fapsturbating is when someone (girl or guy) masturbates to a guy fapping.

Isabelle likes to fapsturbate to her boyfriend when he faps on a skype call.

by put a dick all up inside her March 2, 2015

Fansturbate

When you take a dump that smells so bad the exhaust fan turns itself on.

Dude - I just took a dump that sparked a fansturbate!

by CaryAD April 23, 2008

fasturbate

When a male, who is sharing a room with another male, decides to pleasure himself quickly, despite the possiblity of his roommate walking in.

Chris- Ever since I startes college, I haven't been able to masturbate. I wish I didn't have a roommate.

John- Just do what I do, and fasturbate!

by Half-a-Minute Man April 16, 2014

flashturbate

the unfortunate occurence when you click on a webcam invite and that person is masturbating

I got a cam invite from Tony and before I could even look, he had started to flashturbate without a care in the world. Gross creeper

by AAAAYYYE.T.L April 7, 2015

fasturbate

When you are home alone and fapping and you see someone coming on the driveway but you are so close to cumming and you fap really fast and jizz before they make a knock on the door.

1. Everyone was out of house and I was pleasuring myself, but then i saw my cousin's car and decided to fasturbate.

2. It was late night and i was pleasuring myself but i felt so sleepy and decided to fasturbate instead of giving up.

by pundana July 20, 2016