Finchy

Using a timber back scrubber to masturbate.

Wow i had a finchy in the shower last night. Wacked it so hard i got a splinter in my thumb.

by Downerrr December 11, 2015

Finched

To be stabbed in such a way it reminds you of Kayla Finch from the United Fleet stories.

I'm not sure, but this looks like he got seriously finched.

by Kiki1962 November 26, 2010

Finchy

This is a nickname for someone who has a four-inch penis. A four-inch penis, especially among high school students is considered to be very small. Anyone who has this nickname must have a very small penis. You simply combine the "F" in the word "four" with the word "inch" and add the "y" at the end for comical relief.

Tommy must really live up to the name Finchy because every girl that he has been with says he has a tiny dick!

by SmoochyPoo October 30, 2018

Finchy

Some queer looking German woman with a faggish looking hairdo and crackwhore looking piercings/tattoos

He is SOOO KEH-YUTE!!!
Uhm no, Finchy much?

by James B Oned April 10, 2009

finches

slang for "fine bitches"

Damn! did you see those finches at the chiropractors office??

by finch#1 March 30, 2011

Finchy

adj) Someone that is not totally friends with the group they are in when that group goes out to do something (illegal). They are always nervous and yell instantly. They talk too much and try to be cool by talking shit.

Brill: Dude lets go to that rager near the Pier 4, I heard they had hella alch.

Pete & Milo: Yah lets go brah.

on the way there in the car:

Sandy: hey guys is that a cop up there!?! OH SHIT GUYS WE ARE SO SCREWED, FUCK FUCK FUCk!!

Pete in his mind: why did we bring him here, he's gunna be so finchy the whole time while we are doin shit.
Pete: stop being so

by poohbearlikesmyhoneypot September 6, 2010

Finchley Road Sprint

The act of sprinting across the platform as soon as the doors of your train open in order to get onto the train on the opposite side of the platform before it's doors close. Named after Finchley Road underground station in London, UK, where the Metropolitan and Jubilee lines are on either side of the platform.

Sorry I'm late, had to do a Finchley Road Sprint but I didn't make it to the other side so I had to wait for another one.

by Yogfan December 23, 2016