Fitard

A person that relies on people's comment or reviews about anything in order to be able to buy or do something.

Bro you're such a fitard when it comes to workout supplements.

by BlvdDaddy August 19, 2016

fignard

A girl that a lot of pedophiles are attracted to.

That little fignard girl has a pretty saggy vagina from Thomas licking it so much, but I'll take what I can get.

by Endrai July 26, 2017

Finard

To finger a woman in a fenced in back yard while at a barbecue

The smell of hot dogs and hamburgers cooking on the grill made me want to take Nancy behind the bushes and finard her so hard.

by Kyliikirstena April 3, 2020

Figerdasher

One who works closely with Fig fruit. (Ficus carica) The great philosopher Isaac Newton was a well renowned figerdasher, some might say.

Source JC

Isaac is this towns best figerdasher. His fig cookies are so tasty.

by Mercury Man June 9, 2023

fingard

a maneuver used to cock block a would-be penetrator, whereby you use your index finger to guard your anus. This thwarts your partner's attempt to bone you.

-I thought for sure Dale would have gotten fucked by Manfred last night.
-Naaw, man. He used the fingard.

by Nynbern Follower February 11, 2010

figaro necklace

A typical type of chain found in silver, or gold. Typically worn by guineas during the club scene. Can be found around the wrists or necks.

look at that guinea wearing that figaro necklace. I want one.

by NuRdRMsZ May 28, 2010

galileo figaro

"Galileo!"
"Galileo"
"Galileo!"
"GALILEO FIGARO!!!"

Bohemian Rhapsody -Queen

"I see a little shiloutte of a man, SKALLAMOOSH SKALLAMOOSH, Will you do the Fandango? ... THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING; VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!

Galileo!
Galileo
Galileo!
GALILEO FIGARO!!!

by The Lost Soul May 7, 2014