fiddlefuck

To tinker with a complex machine in a seemingly random way until it finally works properly.

More than 5 of us had to fiddlefuck with the imaging unit for many hours before it started to work properly.

by Ole Gil November 4, 2007

Christian Fidelis

A variation of meme who, upon making eye contact, will either absent-mindedly bite his top lip and wink at you or attack you with all manner of heinous verbal insults and accusations (with the occasional threat of anal rape). This is entirely dependent on the target's gender. A Christian Fidelis can often be seen wearing long sleeve t-shirts affiliated with any street wear label that charges over $100 AUD for cheap quality apparel. The majority of a Christian Fidelis' time is spent in the company of a Muche Shumba, a professional photographer and lord of "gathos". When not riding the Muche Shumba, a Christian Fidelis will either make attempts to get his attention or incessantly pester him for favours including, but not limited to:

- asking for photographs
- begging for compliments on fashion sense; hairstyle and "shoe game";

- and general approval and acceptance of existence.

The most effective way to successfully provoke a Christian Fidelis is to suggest that the relationship shared between him and the Muche has escalated from friendship to one where sexual activity is desired. The defensive mechanism a Christian Fidelis will employ in retaliation to said provocation involve:
- calling the offender a homosexual
- making a page on Instagram dedicated to roasting the offender
- crying to the Muche and other gatho veterans for support

One distinct physical feature found on a Christian Fidelis is a rapidly receding hairline.

Guy 1: "Hey, look at this photo taken by Muche Shumba."
Guy 2: "Hahaha look at his hair, it's the same as my grandpa's!"
Guy 1: "I know right, what a Christian Fidelis."

by LeanMeanBeanMachine June 8, 2016

fiddle fist

When a person shoves their left fist up another persons ass and movies their right arm as if playing a song on a fiddle.

Last night after the party, that guy came over to my house and fiddle fisted the shit out of me!

by peter griffin, jr. June 6, 2009

fiddletown

The art of playing with your girls pussy when the situation doesn't call for it

Was watching The notebook when I decided to go to fiddletown with my girl

by Jimmy887222 February 18, 2017

Kiddie Fiddler

He who enjoys practicing his fiddling technique upon unsuspecting members of the younger generation (with no pubic growth).

Oi get out of my child's trousers, you dirty Kiddie Fiddler

by Gary Glitter May 29, 2003

Fidel Alcohol Syndrome

When you consume mass libations and begin acting like a vicious dictator, ordering people around and treating others like your subordinates.

Castro wakes up and sees that Carlos has a black eye.
"What happened to you cuz?"- Castro
"You got completely hammered and developed Fidel Alcohol Syndrome. After you tried to start a fight with the bouncer for not letting you in, I told you to calm down, then you punched me in the face!"-Carlos
"Sorry cuz, I totally blacked out!"-Castro

by Pterodactyl, Meghan January 14, 2008

Chicken Fiddler

A complete ass hole who insists on getting chickens and placing them just a few feet away from my bedroom window, and then decides to start hosing them down at 6am every morning which makes them cluck like crazy and then starts digging around in gravel with a shovel! Basically a complete cunt...

Who the fuck needs to hose chickens down at 6am every morning tho?

OMG it's 6am and the chicken fiddler next door is soaking his chickens with the hose pipe again! Now they won't shut up clucking! Ahhhhh

Fuck you John!

by Pissed off neighbour February 24, 2013