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Anal fibrillation

a high anxiety state produced in response to not knowing what the hell is going on; the fibrillating (i.e., quivering) of the rectal muscle that generally precedes sudden loss of sphincter control. Risk increases with higher level positions on company organizational chart.
The VP went into anal fibrillation when the government auditors showed up at the same time as the 60 Minutes crew.
by Maygmom October 30, 2011
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Scrotal Fission

A theory in evolution explaining why the male human specimen developed two voluptuous balls instead of keeping the standard one nard. The evolutionary process began shortly after 1901 when Hubert Cecil Booth invented the vacuum cleaner. It is perceived in old written scripture that angry housewives would often explode on their male counter parts and suck their poor sad little dangler right up the vacuum hose. Thus forcing men to develop a second nut.
The first signs of SCROTAL FISSION were noticed in 1909, when Dr. Edbert Cockle was fondling a young man behind a desk, when had noticed a strange bulge in the boys scrotum next to his nut.
by psylence July 31, 2015
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Anal Fission

A butt hole that is penetrated so forcefully that it rips open the size of the Grand Canyon and starts leaking brown liquid hot magma uncontrollably. When gas is released from the ripped and butchered anus hole the wind force is similar to that of El Nino.
Molly, your ass is in the primary stage of anal fission: its gaping. I need a gas mask for your anal fission Molly, its getting stinky back here.
by Richards March 28, 2008
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fisicious

The act of doing something with the intent of deliberately annoying someone else.
Don't put your bag on that seat, thats just being fisicious
by feeba December 24, 2006
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fibbie

Fibbie is a slang term, mainly used by other law enforcement members, to describe the FBI, who tend to take away cases from local jurisdictions, screw them up, and then blame said local jurisdictions for the screw up.
Is also used by surburban kids who watched too many spy movies.
Largely supersided by the term Party Van.
Law Enforcement Officer: Ah hell, its the Fibbies.
LEO 2: Fuck me, not another case ruined....
by tharris7 February 9, 2008
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unrequested fission surplus

a thermo-nuclear explosion due to a cooling system malfunction of a nuclear power plant or other nuclear powered system.
hiroshima enjoyed an unrequested fission surplus
by badasstattooz December 13, 2012
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FTBSITTTD

guy 1: FTBSITTTD.
guy 2: yea.
by nananenenna. January 28, 2006
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