ferret

Animal that apparentally 'kicks ass' but smells like piss.

Wow, that ferret smells like piss.

by Channy<3Aaron August 12, 2007

Ferret

Ferret: a pedophile, a person who doesn’t deserve to be called a person, deserves a life sentence for their ferretphilia

Guy1: hey bro people say the elementary pe teacher is a ferret
Guy2: i hope not man i dont feel safe with my kids in his class anymore

by Localboi808 September 26, 2020

Ferret

Noodle cat

"this cat sure looks like a noodle to me"
"!yeah, cuz it's a ferret"

by sioethsiohioghghsahdfioshgsiog March 18, 2018

Ferreting

Manovering round a night club or similar establishment, placing stickers of your face on girls breats.

A popular challenge for a stag on his last night of Freedom.

Technique: Pat Pat Grope

Dave had a good night Ferreting last night. Everywhere I turned there were ladies sporting his face on their ferrets.

by colonelburnell May 23, 2010

The Ferret

The act of sticking your penis in a sock (of any style) and performing intercourse.

I just gave that bitch "The Ferret", and now everytime I grab her hair I get fuckin' shocked!

by the ferret creator December 14, 2011

Ferrets

Two or more people engaging in any type of hookup in a bar or night club bathroom.

I had to call upon the bartender to remove the ferrets from the stall.

by jackecox February 16, 2013

Ferret

Rude name for Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter books. after a fight with Harry, Mad Eye Moody turns Draco Malfoy into a white ferret. After that Ron and Harry always call Draco Malfoy a Ferret.

Shut up, you Ferret!

by the_Sonya January 11, 2006