Valan Fernandes

It's a person who doesn't care about others, most of the time his depressed. Also, he is very smart but doest like to blab about it. He is somewhat good at sports. He is very popular at school but he doesn't know it yet.

Yo valan Fernandes, how u doing?

by Flynn the man October 18, 2020

Fernandina Beach

a tourist attraction where people drink a lot and do drugs.
a place with a lot of hillbillies who say "y'all" and rich people with inherited money.

look at those druggies!!! we must be in Fernandina Beach!!

by supercutekid November 19, 2011

fernandesation

When a large white man turns a smaller asian man gay by violating him while asleep or drugged. The smaller asian male awakes from his slumber, sphincter throbbing, with a new-found love for Gucci and Will and Grace.

The small thai man awoke, oblivious that he was just a victim of a violent fernandesation, despite the drooling white man next to him.

by Junmaster November 30, 2006

fernandes

Noun: A homosexual union consisting of a large white man and a smaller, submissive Asian man. Note: Can also be used to describe a heterosexual union between a large white man and a smaller asian woman by adding the term "reverse" before the word.

Verb: To violate or dirty in an especially sneaky or painful manner.

Noun: The gay pride parade was especially full of leather-clad fernandes. Or: John Lennon and Yoko Ono are a great example of a reverse fernandes.

Verb: He sure fernandesed the bathroom...I can't believe that the leather couch withstood such a fernandesing...His anus will never be the same after the fernandesing he received.

by Junmaster November 21, 2006

Mr. Fernandes

A guitar teacher that thinks he is the master teacher
solos over other students
gets all the chicks :|
thinks hes steve vai

Student playing with another student and one student is playing rhytm and one student is playing a solo....Mr. Fernandes comes outta fuken nowhere nd starts soloing so loud like a motherfucker in front of an audience

by metallicaowns November 27, 2009

matthew fernandes

A sexy man who likes a girl named Tori

Matthew fernandes is a sexy man who jacks himself off

by Cormax August 8, 2019

Fernandus

Semi creative, falls way too fast for someone and is extremely loyal to family and friends. Looks tough but is sensitive to a lot of things. If you need someone to talk to he's your guy, you'll find comfort and joy when conversating with him. He does overreact and say hurtful words, and can be prideful when he's being a jerk. He'll make up for it by apologizing & showing you why he is your best pal, he'll listen, travel across the city just to check up on you, and help you out with anything you need no questions asked. He's weird, a bit childish, but has a good heart.

Fernandus- Tall and brute, but kind and loyal.

by Salem Ephraim November 23, 2021