a computer solely used for watching pron and gettin your jank on. "fap" meaning the sound you make when cranking.
all men have a faptop
by jeaballer April 21, 2011
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(v) When two members of an internet forum post identical or very similiar responses to a thread in very rapid succession. The poster whose response appears first is the fasposter, and the poster whose response appears second has been fastposted.
The fastposter is then entitled to mock whom he or she fastposted by pointing out the fastpost.
The fastposter is then entitled to mock whom he or she fastposted by pointing out the fastpost.
poster 1: Ms. Debbie is so fat
poster 2: Boy, that Ms. Debbie sure is fat
poster 1: Fastposted!!!
poster 2: I'm so ashamed.
poster 2: Boy, that Ms. Debbie sure is fat
poster 1: Fastposted!!!
poster 2: I'm so ashamed.
by Boxcutta September 22, 2006
Get the fastposted mug.A small (or large) laptop kept stored safely in one's room or private quarters that is dedicated to watching and masturbating to extremely dirty explicit pornographic footage of imagery on the internet or photos of women in your schoolgrade's facebook.
Usually weatherproof and easy to clean. Can be washed with water. Endorsed by Ron Jeremy.
Usually weatherproof and easy to clean. Can be washed with water. Endorsed by Ron Jeremy.
"Hey Brendan, where's Zac??"
"I don't know, Joe. I think he's actually upstairs with the faptop right now."
"I don't know, Joe. I think he's actually upstairs with the faptop right now."
by josephmcswagga November 5, 2014
Get the Faptop mug.A huge fat woman who smells terrible and rides a hoverround around Walmart coughing and bitching the entire time.
by shauncore December 29, 2013
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Get the factophobe mug.Fighter Pilot slang for an anti-G suit. They are worn by the crew members of high performance airplanes and contain air bladders that expand around the torso and the legs to help fight the blood-pooling effects of Hi G or acceleration loading due to aircraft maneuvering at higher speeds.
by Rocket T. Man October 11, 2007
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