fartleberry

The little balls of excrement that cling to anus hairs

I woke up after a three-day bender, went to take a dump, and found a fartleberry patch.

by Noel Ster July 29, 2003

fartlecock

the awkward moment when a gay lover finds dry turd at the tip of his penis

Eduardo was really pissed when he found a fartlecock after his night with Mark

by Woulfeman October 11, 2010

Fargleknocker

a dirty slut, skank, whore, etc.

did you see her all over that guy last night? yeah, she's such a fargleknocker!

by WAHScheer March 1, 2011

Fartneken

The frankly disturbing act of inserting one end of a length of hosepipe up your anus, placing the other end into a drink, then expelling your fart through said pipe. The result is the formation of a methane infused beverage as the gas bubbles through the drink. The drink should then be enthusiastically guzzled by yourself / lover / friend / victim.

See also Stealth - Fartneken where you do this to an unbeknown recipient who will wonder why you are laughing as they down their 'fruity elixir'.

The discipline has also given rise to several sub genres according to odour, volume, bubble volume etc.

'A great meal rounded off superbly when Fatty had to see off 3 Fartnekens after losing at spoof. Turnip with a hint of peanut too. Result.'

by TBoor74 November 7, 2014

Charley warley fartley

my little charley warley that likes to fartley

"I need to take a little charley warley fartley"

by Chacoal October 20, 2022

Fartler

Strange man-beast creatures found in the mountains, they have large bushy beards and all they say is "the fartler". They hunt and kill deer, bear, mountain lion, raccoon, Human, etc. with their bare hands. They have been known to hang the skinned bodies of their prey from sticks around their huts.

Craig look the fuck out! A Fartler is behind you! Run!!!

by Popcorn Hippopotamus October 17, 2012

fartlets

noun: in sports, a form of punishment in which the punished must run around a track. The last person in the line sprints to the front, and then jogs; the newest caboose must then sprint, etc. etc. Activity continues until a) someone pukes; b) someone collapses, or c) until the coach is satisfied.

If I have to run any more fartlets, I'm gonna lose my shit.

by Smacfoo November 19, 2004