Fartatious

The state of being constantly flatulent or being susceptible to abnormally vicious farts. Also used as an affectionate adjective to describe unusually flatulent friends or loved ones. Coined by an unknown Harvard alumnus in recent years, remaining in relative obscurity until recent usage by young adults has propelled it into wide-spread social circles.

Person 1: Hey, do you know Jojo? She's so fartatious!
Person 2: Right!? I could smell her from a mile away!

by JimboTheDuck November 23, 2020

Fartitis

The condition of having to pass gas (fart) multiple times per hour. Likely to happen after eating chili beans, broccoli, or other foods that cause gas.

I had a bad case of fartitis all day Sunday because of that chili I had at the party the night before—not to mention all the alcohol and junk food.

by KoolKritter May 31, 2022

farticious

The state being hazardously full of flatulence to the point of near expiration.

After dinner at the Mexican restaurant, she was farticious and to be rushed to the emergency room.

by Larry Chair November 21, 2010

fictition

An odd neologism created in an Oscar acceptance speech by Michael Moore. Backformation from "fictitious".

"Fictition"... I can't quite figure out what that one means. He obviously meant something slightly different from "fiction", but damn if I know what.

by Brian X October 26, 2003

fruition

euphemism for an orgasm, or satisfying someone sexually.

joe: just as i brought her to fruition, she made a high pitched sound like a whining pup, and inserted her finger up my arse

toby: the dirtyslag!

by drzygote October 9, 2008

Factation

To Factate, Factated (verb.)

When an Individual spouts numerous facts. Those individuals who will tell you fact after fact after fact use Factation. Usually this will lead to looks of despair on the listener's face. Often used by people who believe their intelligence is higher than your own.

During the Factation by the lecturer, the students grimaced with a look of despair.

I Factated to the audience.

I Factate often to the unwitting public.

by Paper Zatoichi May 20, 2013

Pillow Partition

A pillow partition is a set of pillows or large body pillow initially placed between a male, usually claimed to be just a friend and female sleeping in the same bed who are not lovers publicly and have no other option for sleeping arrangements. The main purpose is to give the female who may have a boyfriend or may not want the outside world to know of her whorish ways a solid excuse to avoid judgment from her keeping of additional bedfellows and/or negative reaction from significant other.

Example 1:

Girl - "My boyfriend is going to kill me if he finds out we only had one bed in this room."
Boy - "It's ok, I can whip up a pillow partition for you to take a picture of in case he gets upset. We can get rid of it after the picture."

Example 2:

Boy - "I thought you said we could at least cuddle?"
Girl - "That was until you surprise attacked me with a spontaneous erection."
Boy - "I'm not sure that was so spontaneous, we should be safe and put up a pillow partition tonight."

Example 3:
Girl - "I swear I never sleep in the same bed with boys unless I'm dating them. We must use a pillow partition tonight."
Boy - "That is what most whores say."

by 1526rd November 9, 2011