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fartist

Noun: One who elevates the act of passing gas
(flatulence) to an art form. Coined by "Loveline" host Adam Carolla
"When I pass gas at the writing table at 'Jimmy Kimmell Live', I'm expressing myself--I'm a fartist."
by sholay December 29, 2003
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Fartist

A person who discriminates against people who fart (similar to racist)
Suzy: Hey, guess who I ran into?
Tom: *farts*
Suzy: Eewwww!!!! You're disgusting, you know that!?!!
Tom: Stop being such a fartist! Soon, it will be against the law!!
by OffBeatDrummer July 2, 2020
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Fartistic

One who is capable of wide ranges of flatchulence.
Karl - "My god man, was that Donny farting in the kitchen?"
Chad- "Yep, he is gifted huh? Very fartistic..."
by Chiggy Tha Rippa June 13, 2010
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Fartistic License

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.
"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."
by backotruck November 2, 2011
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fartstache

"When I poop, a lot is left in my fartstache".

"Check out John's fartstache! Man, he really should get rid of it."
by Sele92 November 2, 2013
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Fartstagram

The act of recording the sound of your flatulence and instant messaging it to others.
Q: Did you get the Fartstagram I sent you?

A: Yeah Dude, sounded like you needed to wipe after that one!

Smellfie
by Redbarn Guy October 21, 2015
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FartStain

Name for someone who has skidded in their pants,
this can be adapted to many names, including the words, stain, skid, mark, fart, brown.
"Hey did you know that Ben skidded in his pants?"
"Hahaha GO ON FartStain"
by Dan.Smith December 21, 2007
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